Random Coffee Order Generator
This coffee order generator was created for those that needed a little inspiration before making their decision, for those who for those that wanted to enjoy a lovely surprise, and for those without any decision-making ability.
“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino."
- Joe Fox, You've Got Mail
The drinks generated are random, the format you say your order in shouldn't be. After speaking to baristas, here's how they would prefer you order. Mention the type first, followed by the size, then your modifications/add-ons, and where you plan to drink. You might make their day a little easier and they might actually spell your name right this time! :)
- Type: cappuccino, caffè latte, piccino
- Size: 8oz., 12oz., venti
- Modifications/Add ons:
- Caffeine: decaf, half-caff
- Milk: skim, almond, cream
- Sauces/syrups: chocolate, caramel, vanilla
- Number of shots (if more than two)
- Temperature: extra hot, less hot
- Other: no foam, extra foam, without whip
- Where: for here, to go
Made with ♥ by a caffeinated MH.